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June 30, 2008

Transformers 3 - The Chronicles of Cybertron

Ter-copet from Jason's http://savethebananas.spaces.live.com

Okay lo... Now is my turn to take the writer's helm.. Ho ho ho...Ha ha ha!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!! Ok, ok, steady, steady.. Now, some new characters..The name in the bracket is their transformers alter-ego

Mr Jeevan VC (Dramatron) - A biotechnologist graduating from AIMST. Likes to collect lighters la, weirdo.

A bit of a drama queen sometimes, because always kena bully by us. Haha!!

Pn N Esa (Makantron) - Our, err... former chemistry teacher from secondary school. Always let us copy slides

into our buku amali, then go behind the lab to well, makan. Always makan. Makan

makan makan.

OK OK, HERE GOES!!!

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Colombobia Pictures presents

a Jason aka Banana brain production

in association with Sarvin Fox/y Roshan

THE CHRONICLES OF CYBERTRON

THE LION, THE DRAMA QUEEN AND THE PORN CD

Cerita-cerita cybertron,

singa, permaisuri drama dan satu cd lucah

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A swirling vertigo of lights.... some loud incomprehensible sounds (bodo...bodo..bodo....), a blinding flash

of light!!! TADDADDDDAAAA!!!!

All of our belovedly perverted characters suddenly found themselves in a very foreign land.. It was dark

and dank. Trees were all dead, stones were all wary looking, and most importantly, it was all snow...

Right in the middle of where they stood, there was a lamp-post.. (hmm, macam pernah tengok)

Sootron : Can this be...Cybertron?

Banana brain : Yes, it is fellow Autobots.. we are back (macho-ly)

Manboobstron : Dudes, it's cold here. My manboobs are freezing..

Banana brain : Yes, of course it's cold. It's the curse of the Drama Queen.. The sun has not

been out for aeons... (awesomely macho-ly)

Suddenly, Indiana bones dropped and died (haha! kill him la ha..)

Indiana bones : Aaaaaa, uuueeewwwkkkk.... (dead)

Lana Scully : Bones! Bones!! What happened!!!??

Sperma - man : So, it's true....

Lana : WHAT?? APA??? WHAT'S TRUE?

Sperma - man : Indy is dead because of excessive exposure to farts from Yodamus Prime.

Bones get destroyed due to the chemical reaction between methane and

calcium hydorxyapatite... We sperms don't get destroyed because erm,

we're closer to the site of fart production...

Sootron : Eh, where's Yodamus Prime?

Pornscream : Curse that farting tinbox!!! Where is he?

Pornscream, Bolehtron quickly went to find YP, to seek revenge and plug that farting hole... They

disappeared into the woods..

Suddenly, there came a roaring fart... FART!!!!!! FART!!!!!!!

Everyone turned, and there came a lion.....

Lion : I think this is the first time you've seen me (*Fart) It's me, Yodamus Prime,

in my transformed state, now, I shall be known as Ass-Lan.. (*Fart)

Bananabrain :Ass-Lan? The secret keeper of the ancient scrolls of Cybertron??

Ass-Lan : Yes.. and I am here to deliver the secret.. The real truth about everyone..

All for of you, Fox Roshan, Sootron, Lana, and Manboobstron are actually

siblings. You are from the Pervertsie's family, sons and daughters of

Adamtron and Evetron...

Sootron : What??

Ass-Lan : Yes.. here are your real names..(*Fart)

a) Fox Roshan - Peterfox Roshan

b) Sootron - Edmundsootron

c) Lana Scully - Lana Lucy

d) Manboobstron - Susanboobstron (Hahahahahaha!!!)

Manboobstron : What?? Wei!! Why am I a girl?? I don't want to be Susan!!

Ass - Lan : My child, you are confused (*Fart) those are real boobs....

Sootron : That explains....

Ass - Lan : And lastly, Bananabrain, you are actually the heir of the long lost

ruling family of Cybertron... You are the most handsome, most charming

filled with valour, most brave, most irresistable, most cekap, most

macho, most hot, and most unbelievably good looking Prince..

You are... Prince Caspiananabrain!!!

Bananabrain : Cool...

Ass - Lan : Yes, all of you (*Fart) are destined to topple Drama Queen and bring

summer bikini girls, i mean, summer time back to Cybertron...

Sootron : How?

Ass - Lan : The answer is in the porn cd... It's in Pornscream...(*Fart) You have to

locate him...

Suddenly, a roar of wicked laughter... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A man in a dress appeared...

Dramatron : Haha!!! No way you can topple me!! See what I've found.... Makantron!!

Pornscream and Bolehtron kena ikat d... Bundled up and tied and sit on by Makantron, who is, well,

eating Mamee Monster..

Dramatron : Haha!!! How can you stop me now, sons and daughters of Adamtron

and Evetron, and Prince Caspiananabrain???? Muahahahahaha!!!

Everyone : Drama Queen!!!!!!

Oh no!!! The very important porn cd is in the hands of Dramatron! All hopes seem lost now!!

What should they do? Where is Bluricade? (suddenly hilang.. haha!) Where is Sperma-man?

(become frozen sperm in ice.. haha!)

WAIT FOR IT!!!! THE NEXT EPISODE....

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There you go Sarvin, scared too long la, so leave it at that.. Haha!!

Posted by realgilastuffs on June 30, 2008 at 03:40 PM | Gimme a comment

June 29, 2008

Transformers 3 teaser!!

Dirampas from Jason's http://savethebananas.spaces.live.com

A Jason aka Banana brain production

proudly presents

THE CHRONICLES OF CYBERTRON

THE LION, THE DRAMA QUEEN AND THE PORN CD

COMING TO A BLOG NEAR YOU

P/S - Check out Transformers 2 - Mystery of the Crystal Banana

http://realgilastuffs.tabulas.com

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June 29, 2008

Transformers 2 : Mystery of the Crystal Banana

Ter-rompak from Sarvin's http://jackhammer08.spaces.live.com

Ok, so this is the most talked about parody in the history of blog. Now the wait is finally over. To get the best effect, please use Internet Explorer, cause got music. Although i personally hate IE, mozilla cant seem to play the music. Ok below here are the new characters and descriptions about them.

Jason C - Banana Brain = Not from the original transformer batch. Because he crashed all alone by himself, he kinda got too emotional until it fried part of his circuits. Hense amnesia. Has an elogated face that looks like a banana. Transforms into a Crystal Banana. He doesnt know anything about himself but others do.

Lana Scully = (played by Kristin Kreuk). An FBI agent, together with her partner ( who has a crush on her since 2001, when smallville premiered), both are looking for the myterious ancient artifact known as the crystal banana, which is rumored to give power to travel between galaxies.

Sperma-man = Peter Phucker's alter ego. After being bitten by a mutated sperm, he now has the power to stick on walls and shoot ... er... you know what, like spiderman

Lau MW - Bolehtron = Suppose to be bullytron, but since he used to watch "melayu Boleh' his kembar siam tak seiras, Pornscream changed it to Bolehtron. Walks with a limp because of falling to much while playing football. Fan of Golf. So trnasforms into a Golf stick.

Indiana Bones - Since this story takes place in the future, our famous archaeologist is all left with bones. He cant die because of drinking from the holy grail in the last crusade. Wants to find the crystal banana to kill himself, cause he cant stand living for eternity.

Now the story continues...

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22nd CENTURY FOX Presents

a Sarvin R picture
association with Jason Banana Brain

TRANSFORMERS 2 : MYSTERY OF THE CRYSTAL BANANA
(Penukar-nukar 2 : Misteri Pisang Krystal)

After failing thier last mission which was to locate the kidnapped Miss Foxy Roshan, Sootron and Manboobstron went back to get some rest.

*Phone rings*
Sootron             : Hello
Yodamus Prime : Good Morning Angels.... er.. i mean.. good morning autobots. You got to quicky locate Miss Foxy Roshan. Her life is in danger. If we do not find her, it will give the autobots a bad name.

Sootron       : Why dont you join us help find her. You just keep giving orders by the phone.
YP                        : Fine (*Fart) And i will bring a friend to help us

After 20 minutes YP brings a friend to the autobots hideout in Bamboo River

YP                : Say hello to your partner, Sperma-man
Sootron        : I bet your enemy is the condom. haha
Everybody in the room : (-_-) *Sootron buat lawak
Sperma-man : According to Churc... Cybertron intel, Miss Foxy Roshan was spotted near a banana field.
Manboobstron : Ok, what are we waiting for? let go
Sootron         : We are witing for the force to come.
YP               : Ok, Autobots roll out (*Fart)
Sperma-man : Damm, luckily i have no nose

Meanwhile at the banana field, Pornscream, Bolehtron, Bluricade, Indiana Bones and the 2 FBI agents were already there..

Pornscream           : (while eating asam) Are you sure this is the place?
Indiana Bones      : Yes, according to the prophercy, this is where ultimate power will come to us today.
Bluricade              : Huh??
Lana Scully          : So now we just wait. Finally we can show the world that the unexplained really do exist
Lana's partner       : Yes my dear..( So beautiful)..

In the meantime, the Autobots arrived at the scene

YP                 : Hey give us back Miss Foxy Roshan..
Pornscream     : (throws the asam seed at YP) What the Funk you talking about. There is no Miss Foxy Roshan, there is only Fox Roshan, he is a guy.
Fox Roshan      : (still admiring Lana)
Manboobstron : You mean to tell me we were on a fake mission? What kind of Cybertron intel are we getting?
YP                  : The truth is, there is no Cybertron..
Sootron          : But i go Cybertron every week what?
YP                 : That is not Cybertron. (*Fart)
Sootron          : NOOOOOOOOOoOOooooooooooooo....
YP                  : I made that story up because i knew Pornscream was looking for an ancient artifact which has the power to get us back to the real Cybertron. And he hired Fox Roshan, Lana Scully and Indiana Bones to help look for it.
Manboobstron   : So you made me carry my along m manboobs for nothing? Penat tau.

Suddenly a flash of light appeared. A meteor like space pod crashed into the banana field. And out came a protoform transformer. He scaned the are for any object which he could transform into. Unfortunately the only object available was bananas. So he took the Banana form.

Banana Brain      : Of all the objects in the world, i had to be a banana. And now im a crystal banana when i transform. YEYY. But what am i doing here? Where is this place?
Indiana Bones     : The prophercy is true. Finally i can die in peace.
YP                     : It is him, he is the one which will take us back to Cybertron. Lets get him and get out of here.
Bolehtron            : In your dreams. ( *transforming sound*, now changed into golf stick). Here have some of my balls. (*hits golf balls at the autobots)
Manboobstron    : Get cover behind me. My manboobs can bounce the balls away.
Sperma-man       : Now time to finish them off. (*shoots ***** at the decepticons)
Pornscream         : Damm i cant move. Its to sticky
Bolehtron            : Ahh, my balls..

YP                     :  Take Banana Brain and let get out of here..(*Fart)
Sootron              : (*transform into scooter), Hey Banana Brain, get on..
Banana Brain      : Ok cool. I know how to ride scooter. Piece of cake.

With that Banana Brain twisted the throttle full and the scooter went haywire. It became a lawn mower and destroyed half the banana field.
Sootron              : No more riding on me ever again..

Lana Scully          : They got away with the artifact. Now we have nothing.
Fox Roshan          : So you wanna go out for coffee with me?
Lana Scully          : (-_-)**

After reaching the Autobots hideout.

Banana Brain       : Why are you people interested in me? Im just here for vacation.
YP                      : Bring him to the basement. (*Fart Fart)
Banana Brain       : Dude , you gotta stop eating broccoli.
YP                     : Here at the basement there is a place where the artifact must be placed. It will open a portal to us. But before that, Banana Brain has to combine with another transformer to make it happen.
Manboobstron      : I volunteer.

(with that Manboobstron and Banana Brain combined. Manboobstron became a pair of manboobs at the side and the banana at the middle.)

Sootron            : Hmm, that shape seems so familiar.
YP                   : Now stick the banana in my hole.
Banana Brain    : What the heck, you PERVERT.
YP                   : I mean at my wall where the sacred hole is.
Banana Brain     : Phew, you scared me for a while there.

(As Banana Brain slots himself into the sacred hole, a blinding light appeared. There was now a portal down there at the basement.)
YP                   :   Lets get in. Hope it leeds us to Cybertron.

All autobots and sperma-man entered the portal, but before the portal closed, the decepticons, with the 2 FBI agents and Indiana Bones also somehow managed to reach there in time and entered it.

TO BE CONTINUED

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wow, what a long story. Jason, up to you next. haha. Banana Brain.

Posted by realgilastuffs on June 29, 2008 at 07:20 PM | Gimme a comment

June 28, 2008

sneek peek : parody of transformers

Mugged from Sarvin's http://jackhammer08.spaces.live.com

And here is a sneak peek for the transformers parody which me and Jason came up with. The actual version will be posted soon, cause still in production.

PREVIOUSLY
AUTOBOTS & DECEPTICONS CRASHED ON EARTH
NOW, THEY LIVE PEACEFULLY, COPING WITH LIFE ON EARTH

WHILE STILL TRYING TO FINISH THEIR PREVIOUS MISSION,
COMES A NEW TRANSFORMER WHO HAS AMNESIA

WHO IS HE? WHAT IS HE DOIN HERE?
AND WHY ARE 2 FBI AGENTS INTERESTED?

CAN SOOTRON FINISH HIS MISSION?
SOOTRON : " Mission on Maple hard la"

WILL THE AUTOBOTS FIND A WAY BACK TO CYBERTRON?
SOOTRON : I go Cybertron every week what?
YODAMUS PRIME : Psst, Sootron doesn't know yet. Don't tell him.
SOOTRON : Tell me what?
YODAMUS PRIME : *Whistling*

WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS,
THE TRUTH WILL BE UNVEILED

THIS SUMMER
TRANSFORMERS 2 : MYSTERY OF THE CRYSTAL BANANA

COMING SOON
TO A BLOG NEAR YOU

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June 28, 2008

Okay, I'm still alive...

Stolen from - Jason's http://savethebananas.spaces.live.com

I have to say... Posting up Transformers version is really really fun. Now, my brain is really jammed with many different ideas (LOTR, Spiderman, Shrek, Narnia...) Man, i'm itching to write more la...

However, there is a possibility that Miss Foxy Roshan is going to make the sequel, so I'll let him do it his way. Let's see how it goes.. (Dude, chinese evil twin ha!) Fine, fine, I can anticipate that I will be the next hot momma.. MAKE SURE I"M REALLY HOT!

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June 28, 2008

Jason's group of dude friends - Transformers version

Tercuri from Jason's http://savethebananas.spaces.live.com

So that day I was chatting with Sarvin in msn, and suddenly, he came up with something very very funny. Somehow, we ended up converting some of our friends into certain Transformers characters. It was so interesting that I decided to put it up in my blog.

To do justice to some of you that do not know my friends, let me explain briefly about them. Those who somehow ended up in this story, I’m sorry, but I can’t help it. It was too good to be kept away in my brain. So don’t be a spoiled brat and just take it like a good sport k? Haha! (Way to go to put up with things Jason!)

Okay, here’s about some of my good friends.. We go a long way since secondary school. Well, some, since primary school. Okay, here goes…

1) Mr Sivaraj (Siva) – A law student from UM, who keeps growing whenever I see him.
                              Plans to be a politician (I guess), and I always joke about his
                              manboobs.(take note of this crucial factor) Oh yes, idolises Sivaji
                              The Boss
2) Mr Soo LM (Soo) – A computer geek. Loves to play computer games. Does not
                              believe in using cds when installing something but ends up using
                              cds anyway. Cruises around with his scooter (trademark vehicle)
                              A very inquisitive chap (loves to ask questions) Goes to church a
                              lot. Seriously, A LOT!
3) Mr Prakash (Brakash) – A medical student who just returned after 2 years in India.
                                    Becomes extremely blur after India. Has another nickname,
                                    Baskaran, a name our tuition teacher (Mr Chin) keeps using
                                    even after his insistence that he’s Prakash, even after 4
                                    years!!!
4) Mr P. Siva (P.Siva) – What can I say, a really really really funny guy. Highly
                                 associated with porn (take note) A quiet guy with a cool
                                 composure all the time but somehow that makes him
                                 funny. Has a twin brother, but is a Chinese guy called Mr Lau
                                 (maybe will insert him in the sequel)
5) Mr Sathya V (Sathya) – A soon-to-be pharmacist. Recently involved in a yoga thingy.
                                    (I don’t really know what exactly, but let’s just name it yoga
                                     thingy k) Has wet palms.

Credits – 1) Mr Sarvin R (Sarvin) – Executive producer (forced me to put this…)
2) Mr Jason C (Handsome) (Haha!) (My blog!) – Writer, Director

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Ok, ok, and here is the list about their Transformers alter-ego.

Siva – Manboobstron = Transforms into a Bra
Soo – Sootron = Transforms into a Scooter. Needs cd to transform. His church is his
Cybertron
Prakash – Bluricade = Transforms into a thick medical book. Weapon – Indian spices
P.Siva – Pornscream = Transforms into well, a porn cd. Screams porn unnecessarily.
Sathya – Yodamus Prime = Has Yoda like powers, uses the force (fart)

And lastly, surprise, surprise..

Sarvin – Foxy Roshan = The damsel in distress in this parody. Megan fox too
preoccupied with Transformers 2 la. So you’ll do!

Phew… with that done, now let’s get to the story..

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Transformers – Sg Buloh version ( and 1 Klang bugger)

It was a peaceful day on Planet Earth. A good Autobot, Sootron was busy flirting with an unsuspecting underage girl in Maple online when suddenly, he received a phone call…

Sootron            : Hello? (question style)
Yodamus Prime : Sootron! This is from Jln Ipoh church.. oops.. I mean Cybertron! We
                         need your help! (*Fart fart)
Sootron            : Why?
YP                   : A hot momma, Miss Foxy Roshan was kidnapped by a Decepticon in her shower
                        last night! You need to save her! (*Fart fart)
Sootron           : Why?
YP                   : God dammit Sootron! Stop asking questions!!
Sootron            : Why?
YP                   : ………… (*Fart)
Sootron            : Hello?
YP                   : Just do it! (*Fart) *CLICK!
Sootron            : Nike? Hello? Hello?

So, with a mission at hand, Sootron, with his faithful sidekick, Manboobstron decided to look for Miss Foxy Roshan. First, they have to transform..

Manboobstron : Wei, transform la! Faster find your cd!
Sootron : No need la! Can one, give me 5 minutes…

7 hours later…

Sootron : Ok, I need cd..
Manboobstron : Dumbass…

(Imagine cool transforming sound) Tada! A yellow scooter arrived! So, with manboobstron riding, they went to look for Miss Foxy Roshan (Sarvin is going to kill me)

Suddenly… A blinding flash of light!! A loud booming sound! Crash!
Two Decepticons suddenly appeared… Bluricade and Pornscream..

Manboobstron   : Give us Foxy! Or I will sue you under Act 73 Petition 41!
Bluricade          : Huh? (Blur)
Pornscream       : PORN!!!!
Sootron            : Where?
Bluricade          : Where what? (BLUR)
Pornscream      : PORN!
Manboobstron    : Shut your trap pornface! Bluricade, give us FOXY!!!
Bluricade           : Oooooo… Muahahaha! Never!
Pornscream        : PORN!
Sootron             : WHERE?

With that, Manboobstron transformed, into a pink lacy bra..

Manboobstron : Take that! Bra strap whip! (slash slash!)

Bluricade avoided, transformed into a super thick medical book, laced with Indian spices.. and made pink lacy bra his bookmark.

So.. only two left, Sootron and Pornscream…

Pornscream : (while eating Apollo) Bess la.. PORN!!!
Sootron : WHERE??? (couldn’t take the stress, went back to play Maple and flirt with
underage girls there)

Meanwhile, the exact location of Miss Foxy Roshan was still unknown. According to Cybertron intel.. She was kidnapped by Pornscream’s evil Chinese twin….

WAIT FOR IT…. SEQUEL COMING SOON…

P/S- I really wanted to write longer but I’m afraid I’ll bore the ass off the poor readers. So
        that’s all for now, short and sweet.
PP/S – Those who have no idea what’s happening because you didn’t watch
            Transformers, SHAME ON YOU!
PPP/S – Sarvin is going to kill me, so if there’s no sequel to this, you know what
              happened to me and who did it. Get to the police soon!
PPPP/S – If I die, I’ll inherit this blog to my 2 tortoises, Punk and Cordelia. Hope my
                legacy continues..
PPPPP/S – Ok, I’ll shut up.

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Transformers 3 - The Chronicles of Cybertron

Transformers 3 teaser!!

Transformers 2 : Mystery of the Crystal Banana

sneek peek : parody of transformers

Okay, I'm still alive...

Jason's group of dude friends - Transformers version